- What in the hell did the initials OTC (of the bus station somewhere between eastlands and town fame) stand for? you remember otc, i know you do
- If i were a man of steel, i don't think i'd be wearing red underwear on top of my tight blue , uh, tights, or a cape. i don't give a fuck what my dad says, i'm a man of steel dammit.
endorsements, baby. nike, reebok, puma, fundi frank. cash'd be pouring out of my ass like diarrhoea. no one can fight the capitalism juggernaut. not even the man of steel. - Why is it necessary to look at the sticky, slimy substance your nail rakes out of your nose? has it ever been anything but semi-solid mucous with a colour range anywhere between sunflower yellow and humus black-green? or to smell your finger when you scratch your ass? and are those two actions related? ever notice the way dudes suddenly pay attention to a dude with a booger on the finger, ready for launch? prepared to duck out of the way.. 'INCOMING!'
- is it an evolutionary trait that the diameter of the nose is exactly that of the index finger? or do you just force your nose to adjust accordingly?
- Which insane white guy (it had to be a white guy) timed a running hippo? i can understand ostrich. ostrich elicits some form of morbid fascination. the whole eye/brain thing is just out there.. a seven foot bird is bad enough, but a seven foot bird with brains the size of a walnut? i gotta say, that is just fascinating.
- I'll bet my ass that Einstein's children were delinquents. and their children, and THEIR children.. he probably created a whole community of misfits and deviants. and they were probably not very clever too.
- Who's bright idea was it to build round huts?
- Which species of snake exactly lied to Eve? or do they all have some Eve-olutionary devious great grandpa .. and the only thing Adam figured from eating the forbidden fruit was that he was unclothed?!?! tree of knowledge my ass.
- How is coca-cola cheaper than water?
Oh crap, i oughta write something responsible on this blog, expounding on some grave socio-political injustice perpetrated by the powers-that-be on the downtrodden shit-out-of-luck proletariat or looking for a new and improved angle on some multi-ethnic quasi-religious argument.
or maybe i should artfully craft a sweeping tale of intrigue, fiery passion, love lost, fast cars, suave bad guys and the dead guy in the river.
Tomorrow.
I promise.
