Re-education

So this weekend was quite the eye opener. i've come to the sad realisation that i am an intoxicated amoral deviant sexual reprobate person guy. among other things.

Thursday, 7pm, the crib: El diab rocks in with some cans of some strange tall beer. this beer is my new bestest drink (although pilsner is STILL my bestestEST drink). it comes in a 500ml can (how awesome is THAT?!?) AND, has an alcohol content of 7% (is that awesome or what?). so a few loose beers later we decide to look for some nourishment of the solid, non-alcoholic variety. there's this joint that cooks kick-ass dead animals, which is where we sought said nourishment.

three beers and a kg of burned pork later, we decided that there was a distinct shortage of the beautifuler sex at this bar and decided to hit the road. we shot across town to a popular joint in westi and whiled away a beer while listening to the most atrocious renditions of popular songs massacred by a number of highly inebriated individuals. shortly, we noticed the place was getting more and more packed. so another beer was quaffed unceremoniously. and another. and another. this is when i realized that my katiaring skills have drastically deteriorated. my pick up lines have been reduced to any one of the following:

(with a soc in one hand and an arm doing all manner of suggestive motions and a smirk) 'gimmie', '...gimmie', '...GIMMIE!'

(with a soc in one hand and an arm squeezing an arbitrary nether region and a leer) 'on my lap, chop chop'

(with a soc in one hand an my face buried in an arbitrary nether region making motorboat sounds)

we hastily left when we realized it was only a matter of time before we got, uh, helped out..

checked into the digs at five and at 8, i was in the office.

Friday, 7pm, the crib. Bavaria, strip club. bliss.

checked into the digs at six, at 9, i was in the office.

Saturday, 2pm, we found a bavaria sale at a local supermarket. bought KIBAO with the_fiend (my digs now looks like i distribute the shit), we were joined by demonnah with her, uh, escort. her pal, el diab and some ganja.. we dropped the ladies at a local bar, idly wondered where we should go for a few more drinks and the car drove us to strip club.