Demon seed

so there, i have a damned blog. catch up on shit straight out of the horse's ass.

Having posed in hurlingham for a while, i kinda, sorta regret not having met that burundian dude who used to dress up as a chick and jack dudes. Whatever happened to his innovative ass? Those are the kind of brains we need in kenya to sort out our foreign debt.

Anyway, personally, he's got my props. We should have seen a few of those dudes he jacked on tv we drive them out of town, or stone them. i mean, this is a ho, a ho with gonads. do you realize the magnitude of that statement?!? let's examine this scenario in a little detail for a minute. so, mr. i-really-need-a-lay-right-about-now-oh-there's-just-what-i'm-looking-for drives up in his ride, exchanges a few words with a fly looking ho (dude, she ..er.. he looked quite good for a chick who's really a dude) and 'she' jumps in.

aside : not that i do this shit myself, mind. i was blessed with a healthy imagination, praise God.

so, anyway, the chick jumps in and i imagine that our good friend has hormones raging, blood gorging through veins.. all sorts of not hard body parts hardening and shit.. i'd imagine he'd start stroking ..er.. her thigh, she'd grab his ..uh, gonads, the windows would get a bit misty and all. and his hand creeping up her thigh would come across something that really shouldn't be there.

wouldn't it?

anyway, i imagine that that period of time between the original touching of the thigh to the godawful truth is all the time that this enterprising ..uh.. entrepreneur has to relieve our good friend of his cash. i betcha there's even some mathematical formula for that shit. sh ..uh, he deserves your respect, you've got 2 admit that.

but here's where the diseased, emulsified green speckled watery yellow shit really starts to stink.

ain't no way in hell i'd ever admit it happened to me. not even if the dude/chick was a mossad agent and had it all on microchip hidden in her teeth.

unless of course, i fell for the shit twice.

amongst us, good people of kenya, is a real i-can-crack-a-diamond-with-my-eye dumbass.